Thursday, November 6, 2014

A Knitting Miracle!

My Minions,

Fact: Knitting miracles are performed during pedicures.

Proof: As if by magic, the never-ending ball of yarn disappeared, effortlessly knit into the scarf during a pedicure.  

The Only Logical Conclusion: The more pedicures I get, the sooner this scarf will be completed.

I explained this logic to the Prime Minister hoping he would respond by simultaneously opening his wallet and encouraging me to pamper my feet on a weekly basis. 

He didn't respond as I had hoped.  Instead, he laughed and said he’s never had a scarf and his neck is used to being cold and he’s okay with my current timeline of completing the scarf just in time for spring. 

I'm not giving up though.  I think he'll give in to the pedicures in exchange for homemade warmth and comfort when it gets a little colder.  

Until next time,

Jessica, Empress of the Universe

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