My Minions,
Fact: Knitting miracles are performed during pedicures.
Proof: As if by magic, the never-ending ball of yarn disappeared, effortlessly
knit into the scarf during a pedicure.
The Only Logical Conclusion: The more pedicures I get, the
sooner this scarf will be completed.
I explained this logic to the Prime Minister hoping he would
respond by simultaneously opening his wallet and encouraging me to pamper my
feet on a weekly basis.
He didn't respond as I had hoped. Instead, he laughed and said he’s never had a scarf and his neck is used to being cold and he’s okay with my current timeline of completing the scarf just in time for spring.
I'm not giving up though. I think he'll give in to the pedicures in exchange for homemade warmth and comfort when it gets a little colder.
He didn't respond as I had hoped. Instead, he laughed and said he’s never had a scarf and his neck is used to being cold and he’s okay with my current timeline of completing the scarf just in time for spring.
I'm not giving up though. I think he'll give in to the pedicures in exchange for homemade warmth and comfort when it gets a little colder.
Until next time,
Jessica, Empress of the Universe
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